that's an acceptable place to lick
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just pee around me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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