love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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