Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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