1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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