Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Are we still banned from the library?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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