I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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