i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
high people should be assigned attendants
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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