CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
His nipple licking is glorious
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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