I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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