Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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