Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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