69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
