My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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