I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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