I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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