Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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