Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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