he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Randomize
