Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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