I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I need to sanitize my soul.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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