I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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