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say what?
wanna hang out?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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