dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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