we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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