Say something about gay babies.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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