Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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