I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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