It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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