Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
