im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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