idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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