Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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