so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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