im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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