I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I wear drunk well.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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