i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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