is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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