dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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