Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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