if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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