Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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