I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
pray to the hookup gods
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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