I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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