Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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