dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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