that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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