found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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