Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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