That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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