Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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