Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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