So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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