ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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