I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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