didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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