New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
