I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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